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Place Demotivational Poster


SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays


TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
Thanks
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
LOL.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
spf5
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.




COURAGE -


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!


WHO'S GONNA RIDE... - ...that red two wheeler,Who's gonna make that yuletide race Who wants to wear red and white trimmed leathers All the way to fire place




THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by rerun

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am
You completely......Go f*** yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


RESIDENT EVIL 12 - Quick Jill grab the lantern while I shoot these zombie fish.




INTIMIDATED -


TAGS: humor pats place monkey
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:11 am
Monkey's got a gun ... Hungry monkey, banana good.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Harmless humor? LOL! 5L


REDNECK SIMPLICITY - Oh I just live in a little place out behind the business




HUMILITY -


TAGS: workplace demotivator cubical trouble
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:44 pm

stavro1 submitted several racist posters. Sorry to bring all this up on Barts poster.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:42 pm
LMAO! Wait.... what?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:40 pm

no comment from the Jew.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:32 pm
He used to work off of a few different IP addresses. Not clever.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:31 pm
Didn't know that, rerun?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:13 pm

why does Stavro1 user name reference Dr Rusak? One & Same?
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:00 am
Thanks, guys.
BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:47 pm
Nice...I'd beensitting on this pic for a month now and just could get it right. Good job Bart!
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:07 pm
Do you mind if I take up some space with this comment?
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 10:12 pm
EXCELLENT MR. Bart! 5L!
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
Nice work Bart. 5Ls


NEPOTISM -


TAGS: workplace eagle office promotion soar
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Haarakkon - March 7, 2011, 12:14 pm
Flawless.
Sean - March 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
This is first rate. F/n perfect. Despair.com worthy. And brilliantly subversive. 2L. Just kidding. I can control my spite. I hope.
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:37 pm
this is now one of my favorites ever
Iconoclast - March 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Is that NEPOTISM ... or ... HEREDITY?


THE MEANING OF LOVE -


TAGS: love fix not replace mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:46 pm
Very nice poster. I am a big fan of the X-men series. (Yes I said it.)


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


SIMPLE PLEASURES - Tis better than riches to scratch where it itches with no regard as to whom may see.


TAGS: pleasures itches places
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - June 15, 2012, 6:45 am
OOOOH YEAH. WOOF!


IRELAND - More Bars in More Places


TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Koradan

forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


CIVILITY -


TAGS: marketplace of ideas
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
sorry, "Entered into the minds of..."
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
It isn't treason, but it certainly IS disrespectful, which I doubt entered into the (probably) self-proclaimed "patriots" who pull crap like this. It's the FLAG, it's MOT a T-Shirt, decal, bandanna, bikini bottom, or any of that other Crap.
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:21 am
Since when is turning the flag into a golf shirt NOT treason? Is there a Constitutional Amendment I don't know about? Honestly people, I rely on you for input.
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Oh man I LOVE that game!
bOB cHIN - September 27, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh Chriss, I voted for Ross, under the delusion that a millionaire bussinessman could lead the nation. Little did I know, the USA isn't a business, it's a monopoly!
agdaniele - September 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
One person mentions Ross Perot, and I bet their argument ends in ***ioca pudding dreams.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
Title to that: OLD FRIENDS
Sean - September 26, 2009, 11:47 pm
"I gave YOU the clap back in '67??? No! You gave ME the clap ... back in '67."
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm
Err... crunterpoint
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:44 pm
Point taken at counterpoint, (Jeez I gotta slow down on the juice, I typed ****erpoint, before I caught it)
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:36 pm
I don't get yer point about Greenpeace, bOB. They roughed up some Inuit? When? But my point exactly about the finger pointing.
bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:28 pm
Greenpeace...Better living through Non-violence...unless we have to go upside those Harp Seal killing Eskimos heads! Nice poster Sean, however, pointing is still considered gauche at this range.
me - September 26, 2009, 7:28 pm
the aclu does NOT love this country, and you can judge thus by their continuing actions.
mallen - September 26, 2009, 6:50 pm
Punch her in the face!!!!


SECOND PLACE -




the story of your leaving -


TAGS: old place people leave mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

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CloudchaserS - August 21, 2013, 5:56 am
Good point, there is that.
mariand - August 20, 2013, 6:14 pm
Yes...that's about...but what if you are disliked because you are the best?... disliked from envy...
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 12:51 am
Or you're disliked so much they don't want you back.
crankyhead - August 19, 2013, 7:36 pm
*wave5*


nonsensical nonsense #7 -


TAGS: women joggers who jog at the wrong place thinking they are immune
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 7:03 pm
Not sure if troll... so just in case: lol. If not, sorry about your friend.
curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:03 pm
I knew a woman who was jogging in a park in Africa when she saw a jeep full of armed dudes in uniforms she freaked out and tried to hide, it turned out they where park rangers and she had ignored the signs that said it was lion territory.


PRIDE -




Do you... -


TAGS: hair special place
Rating: 2.59/5

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spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 1:57 am
Dr. House + joke = extra funny


IN THE RACE - Nice guys always finish last. But so do the girls who are emotionally crippled and are just looking to be comforted




Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


REFUGE, A DEMOTIVATION OF WORRIES -


TAGS: i know a place
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by GaryO

BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:32 pm
Beautiful 5tuff, poster and comments.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:10 pm
The void, the bottomless abyss of pursuing elusive things with money, instead of applying one’s own hands to the tangible, of which remains so untouched these days.
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:14 am
I like to think it's also like what Sheryl Crow said "It's not having what you want, It's wanting what you've got"
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 5:36 am
I like what you say, you have some really good points there :-)
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:58 am
The musician creates a song. The poet creates prose. The scientist makes discoveries. Joe average slogs to work, making a living. But building a simple cabin has a romance about it that beckons the soul.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:57 am
And that something is a cozy structure like these. The value is not monetary, but a form of fulfillment of one’s innermost being. I know. My latest cabin is the second from last.
GaryO - April 7, 2013, 12:57 am
Cloud, you seem to be of a spiritual nature, so you may already know that very few deeds mark one’s existence better than creating something.
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2013, 11:54 pm
I'd love to have a home like the 5th one down right here in Sakonige Tsuksvsdv (blue smoke/mist a.k.a. Great Smokies)
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 1:15 pm
A jealous Greeny??? Sheeeit, my work is effing done! (note to self: this sobriety thing seems to be somewhat under rated)
Greeny - April 6, 2013, 1:06 pm
Magnificence begets jealou5y


MELIORISM -


TAGS: change improve replace
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - July 30, 2012, 9:00 pm

being outsourced for friendship sucks. 5L
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 4:26 pm
OOOH, I’m likin’ this one, Sho. Great compilation.


LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


TURN OVER -




ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE WORLD - WITH ONE BULLET IN THE RIGHT PLACE




EQUAL OPPORTUNIES -


TAGS: ronald mcdonald replacement
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - November 24, 2009, 9:49 am
I guess she'd get a proper hoes-down first! (Spelling error is not an error!)
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:45 am
But Culos, what if it's a furburger with cheese?
culos - November 24, 2009, 8:02 am
So tell us, did you fall for her knobbly knees???
Ed-Hyde - November 24, 2009, 7:11 am
heh, looks like my wife. :)
culos - November 24, 2009, 6:43 am
You may be right, to me personally it screams McD, no matter what she thinks she's doing! And I wouldn't mind tasting her Furbuger as well as some other parts.... I'm sure it's a playground where I'd like to play for a while :-)
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 24, 2009, 6:38 am
Hey "CULOS" long-time listener first time caller love the show. Hate to correct you there "CHIEF", but I belive Miss "MUFFIN TOP" over here is doing a COLSPLAY of "MISTY" from POKEMON. And I'll "TEAM ROCKET" that arse YOU FAT b****!


HAPPY PLACE -




Genetic Enginering -




REGAL TURTLE - No, he does not know Kung-fu. Stop asking.


TAGS: slow steady turtle last place race
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thanks ^_^
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 10:35 pm
Nice.


RELIEVING PRESSURE -


TAGS: workplace office lunchroom meetings stress relief
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:23 pm
Glad you like it Sho.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
Qmfao


THE BEAUTY WITHIN -


TAGS: waterfall beauty place
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

spacedog - August 11, 2010, 6:58 pm
Nice.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:20 am
It's called a casting couch.


DESPAIR - Seeing that long-time, loyal, hard-working employee rest after another long day.... Knowing that you'll have to fire them..




HOME -




SLEEPOVERS - Theres no age limit


TAGS: wizards of waverly place disney
Rating: 3.67/5

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Peso - June 2, 2011, 12:08 pm
Sorry about that, trigger finger got stuck.
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:48 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 10:29 pm
Bowchicka wah wah. Break out the Viagra.


WHEN FOREVER BEGINS -


TAGS: welcome to my happy place
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - December 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
Of course all the f***ers you hate will just keep showing up until the very end.


FOLLOWER -


TAGS: life time woman ***y leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.


HEALTH CARE REFORM -




FACES IN PLACES - You are now infected. You will begin to see faces in everyday places




FOURTH PLACE -




RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.




WORKPLACE VIOLENCE -




Perseverance -


TAGS: workplace idiots stupid hammer mr myagi
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 5, 2013, 12:48 am
Yeah, have had quite a few of those days...d*** neighbours! 5L for reminding me to clean off the evidence and then put my hammer away.


Holiday Number 3 -




Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


REGIFTING -


TAGS: it s a tradition some places
Rating: 4.92/5

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Sho - December 24, 2012, 9:17 am
Lmfao 5L
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 11:30 pm
Thanx guys. May Santy find ya sumpm special. Serious, it’s good to see some profound new blood with the good stuff. Ya’ll are rockin’ this place. Keep it up.
greentea - December 23, 2012, 10:12 pm
Love it. great stuff. 5 regifted lions
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 8:00 pm

Beat the rush! Come on down to the dump! Open 24 hours, no lines, total liquidation sale. 5 'slightly funky, picked from the trash' Lions


it happens -


TAGS: complacency has consequences
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 10:55 pm
thanks oldsod!
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 10:55 pm
Thanks RL! I actually considered making it past tense but thought it might be too controversial. But I hear you..
Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yep...this one is going into the classroom file. 5 Constitutionally guaranteed lions, by gum!
Reality Lord - November 28, 2013, 4:08 pm

very nice. perhaps it should have been titled "it happened"


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS -




Advancement -


TAGS: going places advancement
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Zetmonk - July 8, 2013, 3:11 pm
And insanely depressing.
lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 12:42 pm

This is great! GREAT! G.R.E.A.T!~~Another 5LLLLL
ughomer - July 7, 2013, 3:38 am
...and the hits just keep coming. 5L Verdeckt.


QUANTUM MECHANICS - Means you really can be in two places at once.




RESPONSIBILITY -




Marbles -




PICK ONE - IT WILL NOT MATTER -


TAGS: pixar calendar placebo woman controls
Rating: 4.79/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:04 pm
"In Soviet Russia, Mothership flies you!"


PLANNING -


TAGS: observation camera placement
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:42 pm

In that case, the monitor is upside down, as well.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2013, 4:25 pm

HAH....TAKE THAT NSA!!!


Ocean -


TAGS: bierce our place on earth
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - May 8, 2013, 2:41 am
Bierce was putting mankind's arrogance into a global perspective. Hence the drops of water in the ocean pic, because that's what we really are in the Earthly scheme of things.
Swampfox - May 7, 2013, 4:18 pm
Religifake... Just sayn'


Dread -


TAGS: fread cucumber man replace
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 2:31 am
Teehee...and my neighbours wonder every summer why I plant cucumbers. Dill pickles my a**!


OK Dad, explain -


TAGS: hell i ve secured a place
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Reality Lord - August 16, 2013, 4:51 pm

lol...tooooooo cute


CALLING IN SICK -




BANGIT -




advertisements -




I GOT $20 THAT SAYS - it never hits him


TAGS: od in the wrong place at the wrong time
Rating: 4.32/5

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PapaKiloDelta - October 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
They cost around $91,000 it better hit'em
Sho - February 24, 2010, 7:09 pm
Stinger > Javelin
rerun - February 24, 2010, 7:06 pm

I love this.


COMING SOON -




Free Speech -




SOAP OPERA -


TAGS: 1990 s tv drama replaced with melodrama and innuendo
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 7:33 pm
I'm not dead yet!, I think I'll go for a walk. 5L


PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND - Now even the Giant is sponsored by Nike




DIG IN - "Find your place on the planet, and take responsibility from there". Gary Snyder




CLINICAL -




REJECTION -


TAGS: thank you forseti for the pic idea i got screwed for 2nd place
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by rerun

TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:42 am
Easy to do.
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:10 am
nice work, rerun! I'm glad I found this pic and you missunderstood my posting! ;)
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 11:38 pm
why am I hearing Walter Sobchak
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
Must everyone draw from personal experience here?
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 11:23 pm
F'd straight up the A with a 12" D.
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:35 pm

and here I was trying to be polite, but yeah...what TTH said
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 9:28 pm
Cause she got F'd in the A Derek!
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:24 pm

play on 2nd place & going #2 after fornication for a win.
Derek - September 28, 2010, 9:17 pm
What? Why?


PAT'S PLACE - Membership Is Steep


TAGS: pats place
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:43 pm

this would make an interesting and scary tramp stamp.
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 1:00 pm
Well done Rerun
SiliconMage - April 6, 2010, 11:56 am
Gives a whole new meaning to getting stamped at the door.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:21 pm
Ooohhhhh...
rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:07 pm

the rabid monkey, he escaped.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Who's Steve?
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:55 pm

If the monkey answers to Steve, it has rabies
Claire - April 5, 2010, 9:54 pm
I'm living FOREVER O_O Hey, I just now found the monkey!
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:51 pm

hell, I will be lucky to make 60.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Actually, I don't have/want any, either. I would rather not have a weird blob of color when I'm 80.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:46 pm

too me all tats are strange, need to say I don't have one nor do I want one. Must be the Jewish side coming out
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
I guess it's no stranger than tattoos of cards or cherries or dice. Well, it's a bit stranger.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:37 pm

Bet this one hurt.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:36 pm
I'll have to shave my back for a larger canvas. That'll bring out more details.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:34 pm

the new pats place membership requirement is now posted.


HOME -


TAGS: just got back from europe amman jordan home place
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheTrashHeap - September 17, 2010, 8:49 am
You had it easy hammy! you should have been here when I joined.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:11 am
Believe me deadluvva, i had to go through some really hurtfull **** before i was actually accepted to "enjoy this site" as moo calls it :)
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:44 am
I don't think I've ever seen Las Vegas like that. :)
forseti - September 12, 2010, 9:35 am
Home is where the heart is! I like it, even it has nothing to do with a motiFAKE, has it?!? 5L ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 7:57 am
This is Just Hawamleh showing pride in his country....everyone should enjoy this site....even Hammy.
deadluvva - September 12, 2010, 7:54 am
I really do not know what to think about this one......


DISNEYLAND -


TAGS: disneyland day happiest place on earth biggest downer traumatized kid
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Well played good sir! I'd give a five if the kid could've been holding a drink.


HOUSES -


TAGS: life time human nature architect home place stuff joke carlin
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:46 pm
A quote is just somthin' someone else said because you were totally incapable of coming up with some passable verbiage of your own ... even with no time constraints whatsoever.


HEAR ME, TIMMIES... - You will cease your pointless flame wars and allow Cubby-sama and Porcelina-kun to return, otherwise I shall remove sensitive portions of your anatomy with my blade.


TAGS: motifake used to be a fun place but now the love has all but disappeared
Rating: 3.16/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 23, 2009, 8:34 pm
EXTREMELY ***y! She can "cut" me anytime.
Briton of Rose - September 22, 2009, 6:37 pm
Unfortunately, Cubbybear has also not been sighted on naughtyfake. One can only hope he's on vacation, and not lying in the hospital because Mrs. Cubbybear going upside his head with a frying pan. Either way, we all await his triumphant return.
omnia - September 22, 2009, 6:28 pm
i see thx for explaining
BoneCD - September 22, 2009, 6:27 pm
Timmie = Troll
omnia - September 22, 2009, 6:24 pm
quite the coincidence: naughtyfake being launched and cubbybear disappearing(wink,wink) and what's a timmie?
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 2:52 am
Last May, or thereabouts, actually.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:42 am
Neither of those people were banned, they could come back anytime. Cubby disappeared right around the launch of naughtyfake i think.
Zed - August 22, 2009, 2:35 am
Sorry, my bad. (in my defense, to my knowledge I've never timmied a Cubby-bear or Porcelina poster, just those d*mn politifakes)
MO - August 21, 2009, 3:30 pm
And so the voice of the timmies speaks....thanks Ed. One more legend has been jaded and decided that the timmy content of this site is just too much to deal with. Aggy I'll miss your wit and one of a kind humor buddy. The site WILL not be the same.
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 12:39 pm
Allow? I'm sorry, did Airman lock the gates again or something? I can put down a trail of n**** women for them, I think that'll get both, right?


GIFTEDNESS -




DESERTION - time to go live in the shadows




3K -


TAGS: mwlf pats place milestone monkey crew tribute
Rating: 2.68/5

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The Goat - September 20, 2009, 5:07 am
Funny - I thought the whole point of the poster was that the monkey looked like the President of Iran!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:38 pm
5 lions.....I'll try not to mention the white supremacist angle.


SUDDENLY... WIDE AWAKE -




SELENA GOMEZ - THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER'S DISNEY -




SO... - wanna hang out at my place?


TAGS: hang out my place
Rating: 2.3/5

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Don't Do It! - October 18, 2009, 5:21 am
IT'S A TRAAAP!!!


PRODUCT PLACEMENT - has reached a new low




RALLYING CRY - We won't drink DIET SODA or LITE BEER... Because they cause CANCER in LAB-RATS, and haven't helped FAT people lose any wieght.




NOW LOCATING HELL - Now You Know


TAGS: place
Rating: 2.03/5

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Grammar Nazi - January 16, 2009, 10:45 pm
Hell, New York.
Roamer - September 1, 2008, 10:44 pm
Don't forget Hell Michigan: where Hell really does freeze over.
BuzzBomb - September 1, 2008, 10:34 pm
Weird, I live near HELLertown, PA.
Luci Sullivan - June 29, 2008, 11:16 pm
And Hell, Michigan
me - June 16, 2008, 2:47 pm
there is actually a city called hell xD Hell, Norway, google magic, my friends


THE MOON LANDING - Where Did The Stars Go?


TAGS: splace fake
Rating: 1.96/5

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Emily - February 12, 2009, 7:53 am
iPwn that was just wonderful!
iPwn - December 24, 2008, 5:14 am
no! no oxygen=no fire
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:56 am
If you fart in space, can you light it?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:52 am
Well, America is still full of ****. Did they admit they acted out the space landing? Turns out on the moon there is still wind?
timay smarty bahh - November 3, 2008, 2:55 am
lol i just saw the frisbee thing lol wtf? that'd be sick in low gravity
timay smarty bahh - November 3, 2008, 2:53 am
so anyways you can't see stars cause of the camera's exposure time stars aren't that bright from so far away camera doesn't pic them up u can't ph**o stars well on earth unless you get this uber blurred ph**o cause the earth moves alot in the time it take
RnR - September 17, 2008, 4:37 am
isn't that a frisbee ?
Agamemnon218 - September 16, 2008, 9:25 pm
You're all missing the toilet seat in the lower left hand part of the picture too.
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:34 am
actually, the stars are on a sidewalk along Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street
Dobbo 9 - September 5, 2008, 4:05 am
hilarious ***khead
Durka Durka - September 2, 2008, 7:43 pm
CLEARLY the moon landing was faked. It's really a x2000 microscopic view of the cheeseburger bun. The "astronauts" are poppy seeds.
Nero - August 19, 2008, 11:09 am
Dude, shut UP! Great, now EVERYONE knows about the giant cheeseburger...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 19, 2008, 9:42 am
It couldn't be Area 51. That's where we keep the giant cheeseburger that fell out of God's hand when he was drunk in 1955.
Nimrod - August 19, 2008, 4:32 am
Area 51, same soil and landscape. Different pictures from "the moon" are set on exact backround, "astronauts" just doing something differnt but meant to be a hundreds of feet away the next day. Too many flaws. Simply had not the technology back then
Captain Douchebag - August 19, 2008, 1:04 am
Only an idiot would believe that. It was obviously a Commie plot to spread Communism...Somehow.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 19, 2008, 1:02 am
It's true, the whole thing was faked...with the help of aliens... on Mars!!
Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 12:02 am
LLLLLLLETS GET READY FOR A CONSPIRACY FLAME WAAAARRRRR!!!!!
WTF - July 31, 2008, 10:08 am
The stars are plainly there....... Oh wait, it's dust on the screen..
photo guy - July 30, 2008, 9:11 pm
stars are very dim relative to the bright sunlight shining on the ground, a quick ph**ograph would not show them. Go take a ph**ography 101 class


>ANIME - The place where even you will become cool


TAGS: anime boy cool wtf place where you will
Rating: 1.78/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 2:58 am
I weep for the future.
ICEMAN - January 5, 2010, 2:19 pm
ANIME - It sucks!!!


Delegating -


TAGS: problems passed run down workplace
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2016, 6:16 pm
Dawgonnit...a 5!
maoworks2 - January 22, 2016, 1:48 pm
You Got It !
concern3 - January 22, 2016, 5:14 am
You nailed it a 5er
Greeny - January 21, 2016, 9:06 pm
As low at it goes - 5
Reality Lord - January 21, 2016, 7:45 pm

BADA BING LOVE THI5


A Silly PLace -


TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a ****load of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ^!


Accuracy -




YOU HAD ONE JOB -


TAGS: misspelled workplace one job fail
Rating: 5/5

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jonny5 - December 5, 2014, 8:49 pm
Seriously though. All you need to do this job is read words in a mirror.
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 12:56 pm
Lost in interpretation. It happens. Often. 5'd


Envious -




fart jokes -




my happy place -




DEVELOPING EMPATHY -


TAGS: perspective understanding frustration workplace humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:43 am
Tooooo funny, IgV!!! This one's a real gasser!! 5 LOL L!!!!


BEWARE! -




Workplace Equality -


TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my d*** sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle


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